A Conversation

A random conversation between my cousin and me.

Charlie U: There is this girl who was singing. And she said her voice is a cross between fergie and jesus....i almost died.

Rafael U: lol what on earth would that sound like?

Charlie U: She sings fair...ly bad

Rafael U: Jesus wasn't known for his singing. And Fergie is but she's just ok at it so for once its the Jesus that brings her ratio down weird.

Charlie U: You know what is weird that shes kinda actually accurate

Rafael U: That is weird. Makes me re-think life. So when someone sings and they're bad. Don't say they need Jesus cause it'll make the singing worse. Life better, Singing worse. Hmmm

Charlie U: I heard Jesus was a sick beatboxer.

Rafael U: That's well documented and a awesome water skier. No boat needed amazing. Its all in there toward the end of the bible after the index.

Charlie U: I could have swore it was after the special introduction written by moses.

Rafael U: I got the dollar store version the first book is called "The Old Ass Testament"

Charlie U: Hah. Must be lutheran

Rafael U: It is. It also comes with a Luther Vandross cd.

Charlie U: I crack jokes like that to *** all the time.

Rafael U: Ooh is she Lutheran?

Charlie U: Yeh. And her fam is big on vandros too

Rafael U: Awesome tell her to get me a copy of limited edition King Labron James Bible.

Charlie U: lol